Monday, August 3, 2009

Jeff Owens Wants to Hit Somebody

Fresh veggies are okay. I need them. You do, too.

But for goodness sake, a big snarling carnivore needs meat. None of this Lean Cuisine stuff, either. Let him loose so he can chase, overtake, and feast on wild game.

Jeff Owens is a 300 pound defensive lineman. He's been out for a full year, and now he's 100% recovered. He's in the mood to hunt quarterbacks. I say, let the big dog eat!

Is it football season yet?

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